BOSO JAWA JAUH LEBIH EFISIEN

Orang bilang bahasa Inggris paling efisien, maka orang itu GAK MUDHENG BLAS dan LEBAY.... sesungguhnya bahasa yang paling efisien adalah bahasa JAWA, lihat beberapa contoh berikut : 1. walk slowly on the edge (side) of the road (= mlipir) 2. fall backward and then hit own head (= nggeblak) 3. got hit by a truck that is moving backward ( =kunduran trek) 4. talk too much about unimportant thing (= cangkeman) 5. smearing one's body with hot pointment or liquid and then massaging it (= mblonyo) 6. going without notice/permission (= mlethas) 7. taking the longer way to get to the destination (= ngalang) 8. riding an old bicycle (= ngonthel) 9. falling/ tripping forward (and may hit own face) (= kejlungup) 10. side effect after circumcision (= gendhelen) 11. hot pyroclastic cloud rolling down a volcano (= wedhus gembel) 12. a small, sharp thing embedded inside one's skin (= susuben / ketlusupen) 13. spending a lot of time doing nothing (= mbathang) 14. feeling uncomfortable because there is something that smells bad (= kambon) 15. things getting out from a container accidentally because of gravity (= mbrojol) 16. get hit by thing collapsing on top of one's head/body (= kambrukan/kembrukan) 17. drinking straight from the bottle without using glass, where whole bottle tip gets into the mouth (= ngokop) 18. cannot open eyes because something is shining very bright (= blereng) 19. cannot hold bowel movement (= ngebrok) 20. something coming out from one's rear end little by little (= keceret/kecirit) 21. hanging on tightly to something in order to be inert (= gondhelan) 22. falling/ tripping accidentally because of a hole (= kejeglong) Dan masih banyak lagi, mau bantu menambah daftarnya...? hehe.... ^^